“Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy tale, if somebody said I was just your average guy, not a care in the world… somebody lied.” Peter Parker, “Spider-Man”.
What can I really say about myself?
I’m a dork.
I love movies, well, I’m a pop culture junk.
I’m pathologically shy.
I can be sort of grumpy.
Bright lights hurt my eyes.
Loud noises piss me off.
Curry upsets my tummy.
I like burgers and coke (the soft drink not the 80s favorite past time).
Have I mentioned I love movies? Well, I do.
You can call me either Jericho, or JK or just Fat Man.
Also, I love movies.
Anything else, feel free to ask, people.
THE FAT MAN