The Rise and Fall of Johnny Lawrence – King of the Kobras

"I'm the king of the world!"

“I’m the king of the world!”

Patton Oswalt is one of the funniest comics out there.

I loved this bit and it made me laugh out loud. Of couse, I’m a HUUUGE fan of “The Karate Kid”, but still– so funny. And it actually makes sense. lol

I hope y’all enjoy.


The Expendables 2

72 The Expendables 2

Plot: Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat. (via IMDB)

Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jet Li, Terry Crews, Liam Hemsworth, Dolph Lundgreen, Chuck Norris, Randy Couture, Nan Yu, Charisma Carpenter

Directed by Simon West

Written by Richard Wenk, Sylvester Stallone

Rated  R for strong bloody violence throughout

Release Date: August 15th 2012

Runtime: 103 min


96 LooperPlot: In the year 2044, a man working for a group of killers called “Loopers” (they work for the mob and kill people who are sent blindfolded back in time from the year 2074 by their bosses) recognizes a victim as himself. He hesitates resulting in the escape of his older self. (Summary by  malachmcfreak via IMDB)

Cast: Joseph Gordon Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, Paul Dano, Jeff Daniels, Piper Perabo

Directed by Ryan Johnson

Written by Ryan Johnson

Rated R for strong violence, language, some sexuality/nudity and drug content

Release Date: September 28th 2012

Runtime: 119 min